Spiders…fucking EVERYWHERE!

I guess it’s normal for this time of year ‘round here...but it’s raining fucking spiders!  Little, bitty spiders.  I don’t know if they’re baby spiders or just tiny...but WHO FUCKING CARES???  THEY’RE SPIDERS!!!

Yesterday was even worse.

It was storming when I got to work yesterday...so I didn’t notice a thing...but when I left work, I got out to the parking lot and there were webs...and webs...and webs all over the cars...on hoods, on tires, between cars…

Of course, I didn’t actually notice this until AFTER I walked through about 3 webs…

My car was covered in spiders and webs...so were all the other cars on the lot.

The first thing I did when I came home was jump in the shower...because those bastards were in my HAIR!  I sent The Mr. to go wash my car...because I was not about to park it in the garage with all those spiders on it.  So he washes the car...and on the way home, spiders were just raining down like ash.

It’s fucking disgusting.

Today wasn’t as bad...but still...it sucks to be outside smoking and feel something tickle your arm...look down and it’s a fucking web...or WORSE, a goddamned spider!

I need to move to Alaska or something...where it’s too fucking cold for these fuckers!