1 - You must work for Corporate America in which case I will express my sincere condolences.

2 - You must work for complete assholes.

3 - You have got to be freakin’ kidding me.

4 - You must keep slouching on a daily basis.

5 - What kind of job do you have where you must convey a “sense of urgency”?

6 - Why must I number my comments?

Lisa | 02.22.2008 | 6:59

Lisa: I do tech support for a software company.  We rarely ever get visitors that make it past the lobby and into our area.  The company used to not be like this.  I used to actually enjoy my job.

But, because the particular market this company creates software for crashed, we had huge layoffs at work (cut about 50% of staff) because our customers were all going out of business...ever since then, it’s sucked donkey balls.

Danalyn | 02.22.2008 | 8:03

You should just get rid of the chair all together and pace back and forth using insane arm motions, occasionally wiping sweat from your brow.

ocB | 02.22.2008 | 12:04

slacker.

Miss Ann | 02.22.2008 | 12:30

I say go to work in pajama’s. *nods*

yoshi | 02.22.2008 | 15:29

Bored managers are obnoxious because all they want to do is pick on random shit that affects nothing.

Avitable | 02.23.2008 | 17:31

So why were you slouching in your chair?  *ducks*

LOL!  We are told not to slouch at work either.  It isn’t “professional.” I WORK IN A FUCKING GROCERY STORE for fuck’s sake.  Geezus.  I haven’t even started work yet and I already hate some of their stupid rules.

Kentucky Girl | 02.25.2008 | 1:42

HAHA!!!
*points and laughs*
I can make fun because I’m sure I will catch hell for commenting like 3 milleniums late or something. OTFW =D

imyourstalker | 04.28.2008 | 20:02

 

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