Posted by Danalyn
Sex, with an oscillating fan not-so-strategically placed, blowing down the Wookie hole can only lead to chafing...and the next thing you know, you or your partner, or both of you, will be slipping away later for a date with Han Solo. Just. Don’t. Do. It.
Posted by Danalyn
So I will stick to bullets…
- The chicken alfredo pizza at Olive Garden is awesome...but not as awesome as their flatbreads.
- I don’t have a “day job” anymore, which has thrown my sleep patterns all out of whack.
- I do have a part-time gig editing videos for a fishing/tackle supply company in CA, so at least I’m not dirt poor, anymore.
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- Except, I won’t get paid for another week and a half, and rent is due today.
- Which is why I’m mooching off of The Mr. right now...who also doesn’t have a “day job” anymore, but he’s also got a couple of small writing gigs lined up (not to mention some leftover money from his 401K).
- I have turned all sorts of shades of red in the past 24 hours due to my mother-in-law’s inability to stay out of business that isn’t hers by calling my ex-employer’s (the one I was supposed to be coming back to Texas to work for) CEO to pitch a fit...which led to my calling the old Boss Man to explain that I tried to stop her, but stopping her when she’s making a scene is about as likely as stopping by standing in the tracks.
- I need sleep...it’s 1pm, and I’ve slept all of 2 hours
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