His assignment? Interview (2) random people about some shit they never heard about with a list of retarded (not to mention redundant) health questions about shit no one in their right mind would give a flying fuck about1.
I’m a little perturbed that The Mr. didn’t use my answers word-for-word. His argument was you’re not helping me, my argument was anyone else would get so pissed off, they wouldn’t even finish the ‘interview’. But since it was for a grade, I quit pitching a fit and let him reword (read: not even use a lick of what I had said in) my answers. All. 46. Of. Them.
Oh yeah, we went through the entire list of questions because psychobitchteacher doesn’t want any questions unanswered.
By the end of the “interview” I was ready to put a fist through someone’s skull. It didn’t matter whose, either.
And, since The Mr. cried like a bitch politely asked me not to post the exact questions, I’m posting similar questions in webspeak so you get the idea of how fucked up those questions were...and what my real answers would be.
Understanding the knowledge, attributes, and behaviors regarding methicillin resistant staphhylococcus aureus (MRSA) and clostridium difficile (C-diff) among the general population
Web geek asks you dumbass questions that will only make you want to hit her before she’s even half way through this interview
When you think of websites, what are the first things that come to mind?
wasted hosting bills
What are all of the things you can think of to “build a better web 2.0”
not a damn thing. web 2.0 is nothing but a buzz word.
Which of these do you think is most important?
didn’t I just say NOTHING?
For you, what are some important concerns for the future of web 2.0
refer to the last answer
What has prompted you to seek out information about web 2.0 in the past
the quest for the global DELETE button...meaning NOTHING
Can you recall hearing, seeing, or reading about any web 2.0 campaigns lately?
if you were paying attention to my answer to the question #2, you would know my answer is a big fat NO!
Can you recall any web 2.0 campaigns that impacted you in one way of another?
what did I just say?
And it only goes downhill from there...57 more hills, actually.
So, if someone were to come up to you out of nowhere, asking you to partake in this particular “interview”, and you actually agree to it...wouldn’t you get pissed off and start answering with my answers? And wouldn’t you want to leave and not answer any more questions if the “interviewer” rewrote all of your answers?
Anyway, there was a point to be made here...and that is: he’s lucky I’m his wife and I have a binding, legal obligation to sit through this abuse!!!
1 well, except maybe Rachel because she’s crazy weird about germs and shit
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