I now know why Geek Squad didn’t hire me. It wasn’t because I didn’t pass their personality test…
Apparently, it’s because I know how to burn a fucking CD!
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Yes, the screenshot above was taken at work (by one of my coworkers). This poor guy had taken his computer to Geek Squad to get it fixed...and they sent him home with a formatted computer and a backup CD.
Of course, when he tried to reinstall our software and bring his data back in, he ran into some problems.
We actually hear a lot of stories about Geek Squad from our customers. There isn’t a day that goes by when we don’t have to fix Geek Squad’s fuck ups.
I mean, seriously...who the fuck charges someone $150 to come out their home to tell them they can’t fix the computer...when the only thing wrong with their computer was that someone forgot to take the bootdisk out?
Geek Squad, apparently.
And who the fuck tells a customer that they need to format their computer because their cursor is moving in the opposite direction (cursor went right when the mouse moved left)...without first checking if the wireless mouse was upsidedown???
Geek Squad for the win!
Geek Squad is the equivalent of McDonalds...I’m way too overqualified to work there.
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