So, today I got chewed out for slouching...in my chair.
Apparently, we need to convey a “sense of urgency”. And apparently, reclining in a chair that’s built to let you recline isn’t the way to do that...and neither is talking to a customer calm and casually and friendly-like.
It has recently come to our attention that you gave the kitchen a good scrubbing yesterday.
Perhaps you can continue this cleaning trend by giving us a nice bath.
We’ve been sitting here quietly, patiently, in the corner of the bedroom...being COMPLETELY IGNORED! Please wash us! It’s not fair that you get to take a shower daily, but we sit here wallowing in your filth for a month and a half. We’re tired of being used as a sleeping mat or playpen for those two ingrate cats.
Thank you much,
Your Laundry
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